Pale IdiocyThe worst thing about not being in control over the things that we crave is the bitterness of how we treat ourselves after failing to reach or live up to our own expectations.

Every lack of consideration breeds contention and resentment.

Count what you have twice over and you will know nearly everything of what you want.

Help someone cross the street and you will most certainly be liable should an accident occur. For fear of litigation: keep eyes forward at all times, only making actual eye contact when you might assume that you are confronting your enemy. Do not say 'hello' or comment in any way about how beautiful the weather is. Nobody actually cares what you think anyway, so keep your mouth shut as not to provoke unkind intentions.

Not all advice is good advice.

Obey yourself.

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